What did you see?

Anyone else watching Flashforward?
It's made by the same folk who made Lost, a series that showed promise but seemed to get rather, well, 'lost'. I never made it past series 1. I'm hoping Flashforward will be a better investment of my Monday evening telly quota. We're only a few episodes in but already it's got me wondering...

What if a blackout happened and you were..

* A man taking a leak in a busy public urinal. It'd be like garden sprinklers!

* Doing 'it' - Talk about an anti-climax!

* Getting a tooth filled - Are you wincing yet?

And as if that's not bad enough, what if your future's a pile of pants too.

Just as well this is fiction. I'm coming out in a rash just thinking about it.

Anyway, I don't need to black out to see the future...

I'm going to be a (UK)size 14 by Easter 2010!

Inner Bitch: I didn't think your feet could possibly get any bigger.

Me: Very funny. Did I mention there was no sign of your ugly mug in my flashforward either?

Back to the grindstone

Now that I've recovered from my whopping autumn cold, I'm declaring right here and now that I refuse to accept another one till next year. All that daytime telly, dozing everywhere and a week long Lemsip high doesn't half take its toll. I seriously lost the will to slim.

So after allowing myself one last delirious cheesecake-eating frenzy last night during Flashforward it's back to weekday blogging, healthy meals, and a little bit of anything that approximates to exercise.

Inner Goddess is doing her darndest to get me out of my scratcher in the dark mornings too. Inner Sloth isn't convinced, though, and neither am I.

Inner Sloth: Your body is telling you it needs more sleep. So allow yourself to sleep!'

IG: Your body is also telling you to shift your blacmangey bum round the park too, but I don't see you listening to that bit of advice. Funny that.

Me: (Yawning) All in good time. Just a few more z's and I'll be skipping through the leaves and shedding pounds again before you can say zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Looks like it's going to be a tough week in Slimville.