I have just seen a woman scoop her dog's poo off the path and put it in a plastic bag.
So?
Well, rather than then putting it straight into the wheelie bin right next to her, she has em, just put it into her designer handbag.
Yes, really!
Am I missing something? I mean I'm delighted she's keeping the path tidy - it used to be a bit of a dog poo minefield - but would somebody please explain what's going on here?
Is she perhaps the curator of a new 'Edinburgh Dog Poo Museum'? Do her dog's logs hold the secret ingredient that will cure mankind of all known diseases? Do you think she freezes it when she gets home? Is dog poo the latest handbag accessory. (I missed all coverage of London Fashion Week). Hell, maybe everyone's got poo in their bag except me... dammit I'm so uncool.
You see my problem? How can I possibly be expected to get any serious writing done until these pressing questions are answered?
Your theories welcome....
1 comment:
Maybe the dog had previously swallowed an expensive diamond ring.....or, maybe she was going to use it as organic fertiliser.
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